Stay out of the weird abandoned building she said. Maybe dont follow the weird people you met on the street, she said. But do they listen? Nooo. So sure, we went into this place, and it was WAY too clean, but dusty, and organized, to have been nuked all those years ago. We snooped, found something about a project chimera, which seems to be heavily guarded. Things are WEIRD when you have to fight yourself, but you get a lot of masturbation jokes in at least. But that project? Yeah, the dumbasses let it lose. Who knows where they are, probably dead, and this THING is like 'oh look snacks' and probably going to eat us. ...Maybe I should start writing a will.
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